Seriously Poppa??
Hello Poppa?  You
know I'm a girl, right?  
Momma and Daddy call
me Princess.
You are serious,
aren't you?
Come here and
listen to me very
carefully. .  .
I will do this ONE
time only and I will
try to smile. . .
There.  I am still
beautiful.  Even in
camo, but DO NOT
ask me to climb in
a tree!!!