The Beaird Zoo

I have given up on owning anything for myself for the next 18 years.  Fisher makes a habit of using any makeup, moisturizer, lotions and anything he can find in the bathroom for his own entertainment.  Sometimes, he uses it as it’s meant to be used.  More often, it’s used in the sand and water…

   
Maggie changes every day ~ we still can’t figure out who she looks like, but she’s beautiful.  She looks like she belongs with Cousin Jane more than with the blonde Beaird boys.  Her hair is receding a little, but there’s still a ton of it and it’s high maintenance.  Every day, I have to…

It’s been mentioned that I might sing like a Prince, but I wanted to clarify that my talent is obviously from the Barrett side of the family.  More specifically, my cousin Glen and I are clearly the singers in the family.  We’re so much alike, I’m sure you can even see the resemblance. 
Like a rhinestone cowgirl
Riding…